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1)Many years ago two friends, Joe and Tom, came to a small town. It was very dark when they came to a little inn. They asked for a room with two beds. The owner of the inn showed them a room and gave them a candle because there was no lamp in the room.

When they were going to the room the candle fell out of Joe's hand. It became very dark. They found the door of the room and went in.

They took off their clothes and went to bed. The bed was very big and by mistake1 they got into the same bed: Tom from one side and Joe from the other.

After a few minutes Joe said, "You know, Tom, there's a man in my bed. Here are his feet near my face."

"Yes, Joe, there's a man in my bed too. His feet are near my face too. What shall we do?"

"Let's push them off our beds."

And they began to push each other. After some time the two men fell on the floor.

"Joe!" cried Tom. "My man is stronger than I. He has pushed me down to the floor."

"I'm on the floor too," answered Joe. "I think we must go to the owner of the inn and tell him about it."


Много лет назад два друга, Джо и Том пришел в маленький городок. Было очень темно, когда они подошли к маленькой гостинице. Они попросили номер с двумя кроватями. Владелец гостиницы показал им комнату и дали им свечу, потому что не было лампы в комнате.

Когда они шли в комнату свечу выпал из рук Джо. Стало очень темно. Они обнаружили, что дверь в комнату и вошел

Они сняли одежду и лег спать.Кровать была очень большая и mistake1 они получили в одной постели: Том, с одной стороны и Джо от друга.

Через несколько минут Джо сказал: "Ты знаешь, Том, что есть человек в моей постели. Вот его ногами рядом с моим лицом".

"Да, Джо, есть человек в моей постели тоже. Его ноги возле моего лица тоже. Что же нам делать?"

"Давайте подтолкнуть их с наших мест".

И они начали толкать друг друга. Через некоторое время двое мужчин упали на пол.

"Джо!" воскликнул Том. "Мой мужчина сильнее меня он толкнул меня на пол».

"Я на полу, тоже", ответил Джо. "Я думаю, мы должны идти к хозяину постоялого двора и рассказать ему об этом."


2) One day Mark Twain was travelling in France by train. He was going to a small town near Paris. It was very late at night when he went to sleep. He asked the conductor to wake him up when they got to the town, and went to sleep.

It was early morning when he woke up. The train was already near Paris. Mark Twain was very angry. He ran up to the conductor and cried, "I asked you to wake me up! Why didn't you do it? I am very angry with you!"

The conductor looked at him for a moment and then said, "You may be angry, sir, but not so angry as the American whom I put off' the train instead of you."


Однажды Марк Твен путешествовал по Франции на поезде. Он собирается в небольшой городок недалеко от Парижа. Было очень поздно ночью, когда он заснул. Он попросил проводника разбудить его, когда они добрались до города, и пошел спать.

Было раннее утро, когда он проснулся. Поезд был уже недалеко от Парижа. Марк Твен был очень зол. Он подбежал к проводнику и закричал: "Я просил вас разбудить меня! Почему бы вам не сделать это? Я очень сердит на вас!"

Кондуктор посмотрел на него на мгновение, а затем сказал: "Вы можете злиться, сэр, но не так зол, как американский, которого я отложил" поезд, а не вы ".


3) Toscanini was a great musician. He lived in America. One day he came to a very little town. He was walking along the street when he saw a piece of paper in one of the windows. He read:

"Mrs. Smith. Music Lessons. Two Dollars a Lesson"

Then Toscanini heard the music. Somebody was playing Tchaikovsky.

"Mrs Smith is playing," he thought, "she isn't a very good musician. She doesn't play Tchaikovsky well. I must show her how to play it."

He went up to the door of the house and rang. The music stopped and soon a woman opened the door.

"Are you Mrs Smith?" asked Toscanini. "My name is Toscanini and I want to show you how to play Tchaikovsky."

Mrs Smith was very glad to meet the great musician. She asked him to come in. Toscanini played Tchaikovsky for her and went away.

A year later Toscanini visited the same town again. When he went up to the house where he had played Tchaikovsky the year before he again saw a piece of paper. Now it read:

"Mrs. Smith (Toscanini's pupil). Music Lessons. Four Dollars a Lesson"


Тосканини был великим музыкантом. Он жил в Америке. Однажды он пришел в очень маленьком городке. Он шел по улице, когда он увидел клочок бумаги в одном из окон. Он гласил:

"Миссис Смит. Уроки музыки. Два доллара урок»

Затем Тосканини услышал музыку. Кто-то играл Чайковского.

"Миссис Смит играет", подумал он, "она не очень хороший музыкант. Она не играет Чайковского хорошо. Я должен показать ей, как в нее играть."

Он подошел к двери дома и позвонил.Музыка остановилась, и вскоре женщина открыла дверь.

"Вы миссис Смит"? спросил Тосканини. "Меня зовут Тосканини, и я хочу показать вам, как играть Чайковского».

Миссис Смит был очень рад встретиться с великим музыкантом. Она попросила его зайти Тосканини играл Чайковского для нее и ушел.

Год спустя Тосканини посетил тот же город снова. Когда он подошел к дому, где он играл Чайковского года, прежде чем он снова увидел бумажку. Теперь читаем:

"Миссис Смит (ученик Тосканини в). Уроки музыки. Четыре доллара урок»


4) A young man who lived in the suburbs' of a big English city was going home from the railway station. It was a dark night and there was nobody in the street. Suddenly he heard somebody walking behind him. The faster he went, the faster the man ran after him. At last he decided to turn into a small street to see what the man would do.2 After a few minutes he looked back and saw that the man was still running after him.

"He wants to rob me," the young man thought. He saw a high garden wall and jumped over it. The other man jumped over the wall too. Now the young man was sure that the man behind him was a robber. But he could not understand why the robber was not in a hurry2 to attack him.

The young man did not know what to do. Then he turned round and said, "What do you want? Why are you following me?"

"Do you always go home in this way? Or are you taking some exercise today?" answered the man. "I'm going to Mr White, but I don't know where he lives. A man at the railway station told me to follow you, because I could find his house very easily as Mr White lives next door to you. Will you go home or will you do some more gymnastics?"


Молодой человек, который жил в пригороде 'большого города английском шел домой от железнодорожной станции. Это была темная ночь, и не было никого на улице. Вдруг он услышал, что кто-то идет за ним. Чем быстрее он шел, тем быстрее человек побежал за ним. В конце концов он решил превратить в небольшую улицу, чтобы увидеть, что этот человек будет do.2 Через несколько минут он оглянулся и увидел, что человек все еще бежит за ним.

"Он хочет меня ограбить", молодой человек думал. Он увидел высокую стену сада и перепрыгнул через него. Другой человек перепрыгнул через стену тоже. В настоящее время молодой человек был уверен, что человек за его спиной был разбойник. Но он не мог понять, почему грабитель не был в hurry2 атаковать его.

Молодой человек не знал, что делать. Затем он повернулся и сказал: "Что вы хотите? Почему ты преследуешь меня?"

"Вы всегда домой таким образом? Или вы принимаете некоторые упражнения на сегодняшний день?" ответил мужчина. "Я собираюсь г-н Уайт, но я не знаю, где он живет. Человек на вокзале мне следовать за вами, потому что я не мог найти свой ​​дом очень легко, как и г-н Уайт живет по соседству с вами. Будете ли вы домой или вы будете делать несколько гимнастику? "


5) One night a hotel caught fire1 and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.

Two men were standing near the hotel and looking at the fire. "Before I came out," said one of them, "I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money there. People don't think about money when they are in panic. When paper money gets into a fire, the fire burns it. So I took all the paper money that I could find. No one will be poorer because I took it."

"You don't know me," said the other man, "and you don't know what I am."

"And where do you work?"

"I'm a policeman."

"Oh!" cried the first man. He thought quickly and then he said, "And do you know what I am?"

"No," said the policeman.

"I'm a writer. I'm always telling stories about things that never took place."


Однажды ночью отель поймали fire1 и люди, которые жили в нем закончились в одежде ночь.

Двое мужчин стояли рядом с отелем и, глядя на огонь. "Прежде чем я вышел", сказал один из них, "я столкнулся с некоторыми номерами и нашли много денег. Люди не думают о деньгах, когда они находятся в панике. Когда бумажных денег попадает в огонь, огонь сжигает его. так что я взял все бумажные деньги, которые я смог найти. Никто не будет бедных, потому что я взял его. "Вы меня не знаете", сказал другой человек ", и вы не знаете, какой я есть."

"А где вы работаете?"

"Я полицейский".

"О!" воскликнул первый человек. Он думал, быстро, а затем он сказал: "А вы знаете, кто я?"

"Нет", сказал полицейский.

«Я писатель. Я всегда рассказывал о вещах, которые так и не состоялся".


6) Many, many years ago there lived a king who said that anyone who could tell a story for two years would get1 a piece of land.

First one man tried but his story lasted only two weeks. Another man finished his story after five days. A third man began his story like this:

"Once a farmer planted some corn. When the corn grew the farmer gathered it and put it into a shed. Then the mouse came into the shed and began to eat the corn."

The man went on, "The mouse took a grain of corn, the mouse took a grain of corn, the mouse took a grain of corn..."

The King interrupted the story, "Well, what was after this?"

"I can't tell you," answered the man, "because the mouse hasn't finished eating the corn yet."

"All right," said the king, "you will get a piece of land."


Много, много лет назад жил-был царь, который сказал, что любой, кто может рассказать историю, в течение двух лет будет get1 участок земли.

Сначала один человек пытался, но его история продолжалась всего две недели. Другой человек закончил свой рассказ через пять дней.Третий человек начал свой рассказ так:

"После того, как фермер посадил кукурузу. Когда кукуруза выросла фермер собрал и положил его в сарай. Тогда мышь вошла в сарай и начал есть хлеб".

Человек пошел на "мышь взял зерна кукурузы, мыши взял зерна кукурузы, мыши взял зерна кукурузы ..."

Король прервал рассказ: "Ну, что было после этого?"

"Я не могу вам сказать," ответил человек, "потому что мыши не поели хлеб еще".

"Ладно", сказал царю: "Вы получите кусок земли"

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